Trump Declares Infrastructure Awareness Week, Immediately Changes Topic

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced Monday the start of what the White House described as “Infrastructure Awareness Week,” an initiative intended to highlight the administration’s focus on roads, bridges, and other public works before attention shifted to unrelated matters later the same day. The announcement was made during a brief appearance outside the White House, […]

White House Announces “Major Policy Shift,” Refuses to Say Which Policy or In Which Direction

WASHINGTON — The White House announced Tuesday that the administration has approved a “major policy shift,” though officials declined to specify which policy would be affected or how the change would be implemented. The announcement was delivered during a regularly scheduled press briefing, where the press secretary described the shift as “significant,” “forward-looking,” and “necessary […]

Trump Renames Historic Memorial After Himself, Says Original Figure “Would’ve Wanted It”

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced Monday that a prominent national memorial would be renamed in his honor, describing the decision as both “long overdue” and “deeply respectful of history.” Speaking during a brief appearance outside the White House, the president said the original figure commemorated by the memorial would have supported the change, citing what […]

Trump Orders Airstrike on Bizarre, Unclear Location “Just to Be Safe”

WASHINGTON — President Trump confirmed Friday that the United States carried out a targeted airstrike overnight on what administration officials described as a “potentially hostile area of interest,” declining to specify the exact location but assuring reporters the strike was both necessary and successful. Speaking briefly to the press before departing the White House, the […]