Trump Declares Infrastructure Awareness Week, Immediately Changes Topic

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced Monday the start of what the White House described as “Infrastructure Awareness Week,” an initiative intended to highlight the administration’s focus on roads, bridges, and other public works before attention shifted to unrelated matters later the same day. The announcement was made during a brief appearance outside the White House, […]

Congress Holds Emergency Hearing, Spends Entire Time Arguing Over Microphone Settings

WASHINGTON — A highly anticipated emergency congressional hearing concluded Thursday without testimony after lawmakers spent the entire session debating microphone placement, volume levels, and who was responsible for turning the system on. The hearing, convened to address what leadership described as an “urgent national matter,” adjourned after nearly three hours with no witnesses sworn in […]

White House Announces “Major Policy Shift,” Refuses to Say Which Policy or In Which Direction

WASHINGTON — The White House announced Tuesday that the administration has approved a “major policy shift,” though officials declined to specify which policy would be affected or how the change would be implemented. The announcement was delivered during a regularly scheduled press briefing, where the press secretary described the shift as “significant,” “forward-looking,” and “necessary […]